- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
- guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
- guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
- guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
- guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
- guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
- guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
- guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
- guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
how come every other country is so quiet and polite like “hi um it’s australia day but i don’t want to make a big deal about it because that would be rude oh goodness sorry i’ll go away now have a nice day"
and then you have america
2 reasons Fall Out Boy is incredible.
1) When their label told them to shorten the titles of their songs, they did… by taking out all of the vowels and shortening a song title to “Thnks fr th Mmrs.“
2) They have a song titled “Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song so We Wouldn’t Get Sued.”
IF SOMEONES REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THEYRE TALKING ABOUT PLEASE AT LEAST CONVINCINGLY PRETEND TO CARE BC THERES NOTHING MORE DISCOURAGING THAN SOMEONE MAKING YOU FEEL BAD FOR BEING PUMPED ABOUT SOMETHING
8 years ago + ♡ 147896 + friedcalumari