bellefrnch-deactivated20140412:
"You said we're the last of the Morgensterns. Morgenstern is a German name," said Clary. "So, what are we, German?"
#LOCAL FIREMAN LIAM PAYNE GOADED BY HIS COWORKERS INTO POSING FOR A WET T-SHIRT CALENDAR FOR CHARITY #FOR SAD KITTENS #’AS LONG AS IT’S FOR CHARITY’ HE DEMURS #WHEN THE CALENDAR COMES OUT THIS PICTURE WAS USED FOR EVERY MONTH #IT SELLS OUT ALMOST INSTANTLY AND ALL THE SAD KITTENS ARE SAVED BY LIAM PAYNE’S WET ABS #A HEARTWARMING TALE FOR THE AGES #THE END (x)
i relate to niall horan because he is also in love with a boyband, enjoys eating a lot and drinking alcohol, loves sleeping and taking photos of himself and hates working out
do u ever just think abt how unhealthy this band is for us like we literally just sit here blogging about a stupid boyband that’s never gonna know we exist and we freak out and panic over every little thing they do they get in the way of our lives so much we have become so anti social like this boyband has had such an impact on our lives it’s unheAlThY
me when my mom says we can go get mcdonalds
it’s funny because disney channel thinks i need the lyrics on the screen to sing along to high school musical
yes teacher, i Couldve done my homework last night. i also could have Murdered ur family last night. lets be ok with the fact i did Neither
you call me your banana keep bleeding keep bleeding love
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD
i just want my wallet to be as big as my thighs